She is best known for flashing her over-used vagina to the paparazzi and leaking on the red carpet, but now Parasite Hilton is going to get her own STD named after her.
Scientists at the Norwegian University of Sogn og Fjordane have discovered a new sexually transmitted disease that is specifically emanating from the Los Angeles metro area and have pinpointed the source to Paris Hilton's mansion.
"This is a particularly nasty disease which infects the genitals and mouth of the carrier. As of yet we have not found a cure, so if you catch it expect to carry this stuff around like luggage for a very long time," Dr Jens Olsen Gunnar told the STD Medical Journal Report.
Dr. Gunnar then went on to name the new strain of STD as Parisitia hiltona B.
Paris Hilton, who has allegedly had sexual intercourse with over ten thousand males, is a major source of contention in the fight against STD transmission. Authorities have been alerted to the severity of the current situation and have attempted to contain Ms Hilton but have so far failed. A previous attempt at containing the prostitute at the Century Regional Detention Centre in Lynwood, California only lasted 25 days.
Ms Hilton may also be responsible for much of the infection in the whole state of California and tests have concluded some cities in Mexico may have been infected as well.
Symptoms include excruciating pain in the genital area as well as large warts erupting over the diseased parts. Urination may be painful to some and there may be discharge of green slime from the pustules.
"This is what happens when you do not use a condom kids, so please watch out. You too might end up like Paris and the many thousands she has infected," John Legumes a senior attendant at LA's premier STD Clinic told the Daily Squib.
If you think you may have had sex with Paris Hilton or are about to in the near future, please call the STD Hotline TOLL FREE on: 1800-PARIS-SCAB. CALL Immediately for assistance. Call now or pay later...
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