30 Cewek Seksi dan Bahenol Tombo Ngantuk Piala Dunia 2010

30 Cewek Seksi dan Bahenol Tombo Ngantuk Piala Dunia 2010

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Kabar mengejutkan dunia maya,Raffi ahmad menikah siri dengan ayu ting ting

Kabar jika Raffi Ahmad dan Ayu Ting Ting telah melakukan nikah siri beberapa bulan lalu, sontak membuat public terkejut. Isu tersebut rupanya mengundang perhatian dari paranormal Tanah Air, Mbah Mijan.

Baru-baru ini Mbah Mijan mengungkap fakta yang cukup mengejutkan perihal nikah siri kedua selebriti tersebut. Melalui akun Twitter-nya Mbah Mijan seakan mengisyaratkan jika perselingkuhan antara Raffi dan Ayu bukan hanya kepergok sekali saja.

Selain itu Mbah Mijan juga mengungkap bahwa bukan hanya Marsha Tengker lah yang mengetahui hubungan mereka berdua. Berawal dari akun Twitter seorang wanita berakun @SeptiKurnia178 ia menanyakan kepada mbah Mijan perihal kebenaran hubungan Raffi dan Ayu. @SeptiKurnia178, “@mbah_mijan ..berita mamat dong sama ATT.

 Lagi booming tuh gegara mertuanya mamat sakit. Benarkah kepergok adik ipar mamat? Jadi kepo dah.” Mbah Mijan pun akhirnya menanggapi pertanyan netizen tersebut. “Gak Cuma dari adik ipar, dari adik-adik juga, Kepergok mah udah sering,,,” ungkap Mbah Mijan. Tak hanya melalui akun Twitter saja, Mbah Mijan juga menanggapi kabar nikah siri melalui akun Instagram-nya.

 Ia mengunggah sebuah foto pernikahan Raffi dan Ayu. Dalam foto tersebut Mbah Mijan terlibat sebagai penghulu keduanya. Tentu saja foto tersebut bukanlah foto asli. Namun Mbah Mijan menemukan sebuah meme yang mengedit foto itu. Paranormal tersebut juga menuliskan keterangan dengan nada candaan.
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Kecewa Netter Sayangkan Pakaian Dewi Persik Saat Di Panggung


Acehomegazen-Pedangdut dan Mantan Istri Saipul Jamil memang tak akan jauh dari kontroversi. Dewi Persik kali ini kembali membuat kontroversi dari pakaian panggung yang ia kenakan saat sedang beraksi.

Akibat mengenakan pakaian yang super ketat dan berwarna hampir mirip dengan kulit Dewi Persik kembali menjadibulan-bulanan para netter.

Kehebohan yang dibuat oleh Dewi tersebut saat ia mengisi acara di sebuah panggung di Samba. Kehebohan makin menyeruak kala foto- fotnya sedang menganakan baju yang super ketat dan telah beredar luar di FB. Foto tersebut awalnya telah diunggah oleh Netter dengan nama Susi Yayantina.

Tampak pedengdut Dewi Persik sedang mengnakan baju berwarna coklan sehingga terkesan tak mengenakan sehelai pakaian pun. Dengan menyertakan keterangan kecewa dan miris Netter pun berharap jika di tahun depan tak akan ada lagi yang mengundang Dewi Persik terutama untuk dapat ke daerahnya Sambas.

 Foto tersebut pun ada sebanyak empat buah dan diambil saat Dewi Persik sedang pentas dan berlenggak – lenggok di atas panggung. Foto – foto tersebut pun menuai banyak protes dari netter FB. Bahkan tak sedikit yang menghujat Dewi Persik yang seharusnya tak mengenakan pakaian yang seperti itu.

 Apalagi dengan pakaian tersebut Dewi Persik pun terkesan tak mengenakan pakaian sehelai benang pun. Sementara iti Dewi Persik memang terkenal sebagai sosok artis yang gemar pamerkan kemolekan tubuhnya. Selain idunggah oleh netter aksinya saat diatas panggung.

 Ternyata di akun Instagram Dewi Persik pun penuh dengan postingan saat sedang manggung di Sambas. Dengan kepsyen yang tak kalah menantang, pelantun “Pokemon (Pokoke M*ntok)” tersebut pun makin menarik perhatian netter.

Netter pun ungkapkan mirisnya karena Dewi Persik sebenarnya memiliki suara yang yang lumayan tak pergi sampai bergoyang tetap ada yang tak suka dengannya.

 “Suara udah bgus gk prlu kayak bgitu mb..yg smart dikit donk mb..aduh jd murahan malu melihat mb Astaghfirulloh..” keluh dari netter @dylanyouqi. “Buset baju tuh??? Mending t*lanj*ng skalian aja… Hahhaha” Komentar @ayuphitatiara.
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Situs Pornografi update 2016

Dewasa ini banyak Nitizen  yang tergiur dengan pendapatan online yang mudah dengan membuat Web yang berbaur Pornografi tapi tidak ada yang tau dampak yang di timbulkan web Porno ini pada masyarakat dan anak - anak indonesia.

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Foto Mesum Dua Sejoli Dikereta Bawah Tanah Jadi Tontonan Gratis


ACEHOMEGAZEN - Pengguna jejaring sosial FB lagi-lagi dihebohkan dengan beredarnya sebuah video m*sum dua sejoli ditempat umum. Pasangan yang sedang kasmaran tanpa tasa malu melakukannya di kereta bawah tanah. Aksi kedua sejoli itupun menjadi ‘tontonan gratis’ para penumpang kereta lainnya.

Beredarnya foto FB hot kedua pasangan yang nekat melakukan hubungan tak pantas di tempat umum itu bermula ketika ada seseorang yang melakukan perjalanan pulang dari kantor dengan naik kereta bawah tanah. Dia duduk bersebrangan dengan dua sejoli yang tengah berduaan. Netizen yang geram melihat kelakuan kedua pasangan itu akhirnya mengambil video dan mengunggahnya ke SnapChat.

 Video dan foto hot tersebut kemudian beredar luas ke beberapa media sosial lain termasuk ke jejaring FB. Dari beberapa foto yang beredar wanita dengan rok pendek warna putih terlihat duduk di pangkuan si lelaki. Tidak hanya saling berc*mbu, parahnya pasangan itu melakukan hal nekat lain,

 pria yang mengenakan kaos biru terlihat memegang bagian pribadi sang kekasih. Sementara wanita itu justru terlihat begitu menikmati sembari memeluk erat si lelaki. Bahkan dua sejoli itu juga nekat melakukan hubungan layaknya suami istri sambil duduk di kursi kereta. Mereka berdua terus melakukannya seakan kereta tersebut hanya milik mereka berdua.

Pasangan yang tidak diketahui identitasnya itu begitu cuek dan tidak menghiraukan penumpang kereta bawah tanah lain yang ada di sekelilingnya. Wajar jika penumpang lain merasa geram dan mengambil video kemudian menyebarkannya ke media sosial.
Setelah video dan foto hot mereka beredar luas ke media sosial FB yang memiliki banyak pengguna, netizen beramai-ramai memberikan kritikan pedas pada pasangan itu. Kebanyakan netizen mengatakan bahwa perbuatan pasangan itu seperti b*natang. Netizen juga menyebut bahwa urat malu pasangan dalam foto hot itu sudah putus.
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Video Seks Kanye West Bocor,Bagaimana reaksi Kim Kardashian

MediaTakeOut yang mengatakan video seks suami Kim Kardashian tersebut telah jatuh ke tangan yang salah.
Penyanyi rap Kanye West tengah kebakaran jenggot. Pasalnya, video seksnya dikabarkan bocor dan terancam beredar luas di dunia maya. Ialah situs

Menurut situs itu, video tak senonoh tadi diambil sekitar tahun 2012 sebelum Kanye bersama Kim. Situs yang sama juga menuliskan bahwa dalam video itu, ayah dua anak tersebut bercinta dengan wanita keturunan Afrika-Amerika.

Sayangnya, situs tersebut tak bika menunjukan bukti berupa screenshot atau rekamannya. Tapi mereka mengatakan video itu akan segera terebar secara viral.
Kanye pun dikabarkan siap menempuh langkah hukum terkait video seksnya yang bocor. Pria berusia 38 tahun itu bahkan dikabarkan telah menyewa pengacara untuk masalah tersebut.

"Kanye West menanggapi serius soal rekaman seksnya. Tapi yang ia khwatirkan bukan tentang adegan sesknya yang bocor. Ia lebih mengkhawatirkan, mantan atau salah satu teman kencannya juga merekam adegan itu tanpa sepengetahuannya," kata sumber seperti yang dikutip dari AceShowbiz.

Berdasarkan situs itu, Kanye juga dikabarkan siap menempuh cara 'kotor' jika seseorang muncul dan mengancam akan membocorkan rekaman seksnya.
"Saat ia mendengar orang itu punya rekaman seksnya, itu sebenarnya yang ia pikirkan. Ia menanggapi serius hal ini dan pengacaranya siap mengambil langkah agresif. Dan jika hal itu terjadi maka kemungkinan akan terjadi 'perang'," kata sumber yang berasal dari orang dalam tersebut.
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Gadis Tanpa Atasan Berpose dengan Pacar Kembali Jadi Sorotan media online

Acehomegazen-FB lagi-lagi digunakan untuk pamer foto senonoh oleh para generasi muda. Kali ini sebuah foto hot di FB memperlihatkan ada seorang gadis yang berpose tanpa atasan dengan sang pacar.

Dalam foto yang tersebar luas di FB tersebut terlihat si laki-laki tidak mengenakan pakaian atas dan di perempuan hanya mengenakan pakaiam saja. Jika dilihat dari foto hot FB, pasangan tersebut mengambil foto vulgar di sebuah kamar.


 Tempat pengambilan foto vulgar yang diunggah ke FB itu bisa diketahui dari latar belakang yang terlihat sebuah kasur. Foto hot tersebut langsung membuat warga FB heboh dan merasa prihatin dengan ulah anak muda jaman sekarang yang semakin gila.

  Foto hot tersebut baru saja diunggah ke FB pagi ini Jumat 15 April 2016, namun sampai siang ini foto hot tersebut sudah mampu menyedot banyak perhatian pengguna FB. Hingga berita ini diterbitkan foto hot di FB tersebut sudah dibagikan sebanyak empat puluh delapan kali.

Foto vulgar di FB tersebut juga dibanjiri komentar dari netizen sebanyak 108 komentar. Sebagian netizen merasa prihatin dengan ulah anak jaman sekarang. Namun ada netizen yang berkomentar bahwa foto tersebut adalah rekayasa. Pengguna FB Chartina Margana berkomentar “Perhatikan fotonya baik2, ini bukan anak2, kelihatan kok mukanya editan potongan yg gak profesional”.

Ada juga netizen yang berkomentar bahwa bangsa Indonesia sudah hancur karena ulah yang tidak baik seperti ini. Pengguna FB bernama Sony Agus Kurniawan menuliskan “Bangsa kita dah gk karuan …penerus kita dah gk ada yang oke….pejabat sekarang pun sama….. baik ma masyarakat kaloada niat….nanti kalo dah kesampaian jadi sama aja kaya an**ngggg, lupa akan segalanya….”.

Namun tidak sedikit pula pengguna FB yang justru menyalahkan pengunggah foto yang dianggap lebih kurang ajar karena telah mengunggah foto senonoh ke media sosial. Akun FB Tri Marera A F berkomentar “Yang share ini lbh kurang ajar b**dab…ga ada fungsinya…coba share yg lbh bermanfaat jgn yang ga menfaat yang kyk gini trus lu share…sbnrnya yg ngerusak anak bangsa salah satnya media kyk lu”.

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Mahasiswi Nekat Tak Berbusana di Stadion Samarinda



Acehomegazen-Fb semakin bergulirnya waktu nampaknya akan semakin disalah gunakan oleh para penggunanya. Pasalnya jika Fb digunakan secara baik maka akan semakin banyakkeuntungan yang akan didapat. Namun jika yang terjadi ini malah sebalik maka akan banyak cibiran yang akan didapat.
Kini seperti yang terjadi pada salah satu remaja berinisial KO.banyak cibiran yang diterima oleh KO melalui Fb karena tingkah yang telah diperlihatkan didepan umum. Jika kalian mengetahui apa yang telah dilakukan oleh remaja putri ini pasti akan tercengang.
Diketahui bahwa wanita yang banyak diperbincangkan dalam Fb adalah salah satu oknum mahasiswa yang Perguruan Tinggi Swasta yang ada di Samarinda. Yang dilakukan oleh mahasiswa ini sehingga banyak pare pengguna medi sosial Fb yang geger karena telah memperlihatkan bagian dadanya

Apa yang telah dilakukan oleh KO dan telah tersebar dalam Fb terlihat terjadi di Kompleks Stadion Madya Sempaja. Foto tersebut telah mampu mengegerkan para pengguna media sosial. Diketahui bahwa foto tersebut telah berada dalam sebuah grubm yang ada di Fb.

Diketahui yang mengunggah foto tak sopan ini akun Fbna bernama Rendi.  Dirinya telah memajang sebuah foto KO dalam grub di  Fb yang terlihat buah dada  dan wajah telah diedit sehinga tak terlihat  begitu jelas.
Diketahui melalui Fn bahwa foto yang tak sopan telah diunggah pad tanggal 12 Mei 2016 hari Kamis.  

Sejak foto tak sopan ini telah diunggah dalam Fb maka terlihat telah di share sebanyak 986 kali  serta dalam kolom komentar terdapat sekitar 613 yang mengklaim foto tersebut yang berada di Fb.

Mahsiswa samarinda
Setelah foto tersebebut beredar dalam Fb banyak yang mempertanyakank apakah foto tersebut asli atau hanya editan. Karena dalam Fb terlihat dalam fotonya jika KO telah mengenakan jilbab. Meski terdapat beberapa foto lain yang memperlihatkan jika KO tak berjilbab.

Apa yang telah dilakukan oleh KO nampaknya banyak melukai hati para perempuan yang mengenakanm jilbab. Karena terlihat KO mengenakan jilbab tapi tubuhnya terbuka.

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Video Berciuman Selebritis hebohkan Dunia Maya Dan Media Sosial

Acehomegazen-Dunia maya dan media sosial kembali dihebohkan oleh aksi kontroversial selebriti.
Jika sebelumnya Al Ghazali membuat heboh karena foto ciumannya dengan sang pacar, Alyssa, kini perempuan yang diduga pesinetron Kesha tampak berciuman dalam sebuah video yang beredar di instagram.
Dalam video pendek tersebut, tampak perempuan mirip Kesha tengah berciuman dengan seorang pria yang diduga mirip dengan sang pacar, Fz.

Adapun nama Kesha muncul dari banyak komentar netizen yang melihatkan di akun gosip instagram yang mengunggah video tersebut .
Video yang beredar di Instagram oleh akun @lambe_turah tersebut, tampak perempuan yang diduga Kesha tengah ciuman mesra dengan kekasihnya itu.

Netizen pun langsung mengomentari beragam video hot tersebut. Banyak yang menyayangkan aksi ciuman yang dipertontonkan wanita mirip Kesha Ratuliu dengan kekasihnya tersebut.

Akun viiscolfield01 berkomentar "@cicinyakoko kesharatuliu05 , cowoknya f*** shaay ... Si kesha ini sahabatan sama pacarnya si el sapa tuh namanya yak eke lupa .."
Akun elrumisae menuliskan "Masih anak SMA yah.. di IG si cewe captionnya udah kayak ga ada cowok laen aja yg lebih baek. Padahal jalan masih panjang mbake.."
Ada pula yang menyangka jika yang di video pendek tersebut adalah pesinetron belia lainnya, Marsha Aruan.

Akun asqanaeera menuliskan "@imha_hikmah itu kyknya bukan marsha aruan. Bukanya yg kemarin naik bis sendal jepit itu ya?"
Pantauan di akun instagram Kesha ada beberapa komentar yang menyindir mengenai video ciuman tersebut.  Belum ada konfirmasi dari pihak Kesha terkait video tersebut.
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Adegan Panas Secara Live Dengan PS4

Berikan orang sebuah kamera dan sarana untuk broadcast, dan kalian bisa bertaruh bahwa, cepat atau lambat, mereka akan menggunakannya untuk memfilmkan dirinya sendiri sedang melakukan hubungan panas. Bahkan jika menggunakan PlayStation 4 sekalipun!
Bagi kalian yang belum tahu, PS4 mempunyai sebuah program bernama Playroom. Jika mempunyai kamera PS4, maka kalian bisa merekam dirimu ketika bermain game dan kemudian membroadcastnya ke internet. Akan ada robot yang berjalan-jalan dan berinteraksi dengan kalian.
Walaupun program streaming populer Twitch bertindak cepat tahun lalu terhadap beberapa broadcast "non-gaming" (baca: topless "game shows") di Playroom, dan menarik semua daftar Playroom dari Twitch, tetap saja hal ini tidak menghentikan orang-orang untuk beraksi.



Apabila kalian termasuk yang "tidak beruntung" untuk menonton secara live, YouTube dan Reddit adalah rumah baru bagi video adegan panas mereka secara live di PlayStation 4 mereka. Tidak ada "game shows", tidak berpura-pura, hanya pasangan yang melakukan adegan panas. Di Reddit, video ini bebas berkeliaran. Bahkan di YouTube, beberapa video berhasil lolos dari sepasukan robot sensor milik Google. Gambar di atas dan di bawah, contohnya, adalah dari video yang masih dapat dilihat di YouTube sampai issue ini ditulis.
Siapa yang peduli? Saya. Bukan untuk kepentingan saya, atau untuk orang-orang ini, atau siapa saja yang tidak bersalah yang melihatnya di rumah. Tidak, saya peduli karena tidak akan ada orang yang memperhatikan robot kecil itu.



Lihat! Dia terlihat bingung. Dia tidak menyadari apa yang terjadi. Dia tahu dia ingin melihat, tetapi tidak tahu mengapa dia ingin melihat.
Saya yakin hal ini bukanlah hal yang dipikirkan Sony ketika merancang layanan ini. Tapi sekarang, karena sudah terjadi, seuatu harus dilakukan. Bukan untuk anak-anak, yang mungkin tahu tempat yang lebih baik untuk mencari video yang lebih "panas". Tapi untuk sang robot.
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Exclusive interview with Bonita






What led you into the porn business?
  I have a girlfriend who posed nude for a website, I went with her and the photographer asked me too, I said yes :)

Did you do anything else before you entered the world of porn? 
 I still am in school it’s a secretairy education I work 3 days a week in a company (and no they don’t know I have a site I think)

Would you like to rewind your life and start it again in a different way?
Yes I want to be born as a princess

With so many players in the adult market, what separates your site from the rest of the pack?
I have really nice boobs they always tell me they love my nipples AND I have a lot of pictures outside I love to be outside naked!

What DVDs that are already out and on the market are the best examples of your best work?
I do not have DVDs yet I would love to have them!

Who is your favorite male/female pornstar?
I like all guys that work out and look good BUT I had a sex with a guy once he had a huge beerbelly and the sex was SUPER haha

Did you ever fall in love in a male “pornstar” during a scene with him? If yes, who was it?
No never but the photographer is a really nice guy!

How often do you “take time out to yourself” and is it something you do instead of sex or in addition to sex?
Masturbate? 2-3 times a week I bought a new dildo last week that is really soft I hope my mom doesnt find it (I still live with my mom)

What is your favorite sexual act?
doggystyle!!!

What is your least favorite sexual act?
I never did anal i think that would hurt

What turns you on, sexually?
When I see a guy in boxershorts that are tight and you can guess how big and hard he is

What turns you off, sexually?
People that smell and are rude

What is the strangest thing you have ever been asked to perform sexually? Did you do it?
Put choclate on my boobs and yes I did it and it was FUN!

How many men were you with before you entered the business?
Serious boyfriends 1 and sex only 4 not much I know I am a good girl haha

What is the most amount of men you’ve had sex with in one day in your personal life?
1

What is the most amount of men you’ve had sex with in one day in your professional life?
1


What is that number up to now?
10 or so but I have talked to a LOT of people on my forum and got pictures where they are horny and nude!

Does penis size matter to you?
No too big is not nice

Do you ever find yourself thinking of people pleasing themselves to your image?
I like that when they send me pictures on my forum of hard dicks hehe

What do you think is wrong with most of the people (overall)?
I wish people were more patient

If you noticed that someones zipper was down, would you tell them?
I would go there and rub it when noone sees it

Are you single or involved in a steady relationship?
Single

Who’s the most famous person you had sex with?
In my dreams Johnny Depp!

Do you consider yourself a good girl or a bad girl?
I am a good girl who loves to be naked and masturbate haha


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children School having sex in public places

This is the behavior of adolescents of today, seems to have no
shame anymore. ML just look at the sidelines and in the surrounding
there are a lot of people. wah tuh also crazy youth, his embarrassment was
in place at the knee can not make think again.


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Human sexuality

Human sexuality is how people experience the erotic and express themselves as sexual beings; the awareness of themselves as males or females; the capacity they have for erotic experiences and responses.[1] Human sexuality can be described as the way someone is sexually attracted to another person of the opposite sex (heterosexuality), to the same sex (homosexuality), to both sexes (bisexuality), or attracted to no sexes in a sexual way (asexuality).[2]

It used to be believed that human sexual behavior was different from the sexual behavior of most other animals, in that it was practiced for reasons besides copulation. Current understanding is that many species that were formerly believed monogamous have now been proven to be promiscuous or opportunistic in nature; a wide range of species appear both to masturbate and to use objects as tools to help them do so, where procreation is not the aim. See animal sexual behaviour.

The term human sexuality can also cover cultural, political, legal and philosophical aspects. It may also refer to issues of morality, ethics, theology, spirituality or religion and how they relate to all things sexual.

Nature versus nurture debate

Like all things in biology, there is no simple answer.

Sexual drives among heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, and others are all driven partially by their genetics and also by superior mental activity and by social, cultural, educational, and normative characteristics of those places where the subjects grow up and their personality develops.

Each of these sexual lifestyles will then drive personal identity and in the social evolution of individuals. And will be a powerful force that affects all social activities.
Evidence for nature

Twins are more likely to share sexual orientation than other close genetic ties. This is probably due to their identical genes and similar en utero chemicals.

Biology and physiology
The biological aspects of humans' sexuality deal with human reproduction and the physical means with which to carry it out. They also deal with the influence of biological factors on other aspects of sexuality, such as organic and neurological responses, heredity, hormonal issues, gender issues and sexual dysfunction.

For the sake of reproduction, normally a male will stimulate a woman until she is ready to have sex. Then he will penetrate her vagina with his penis. After repeated thrusts of his midsection and buttocks—causing the penis to partially retract from, then reenter, the vagina—the man will ejaculate his semen. This may lead to insemination, which may lead to pregnancy.

During this time there are many other biological changes which have little or nothing to do with reproduction and can be generalized to any sexual act, not just that between a man and a woman. These include, increase in body temperature, increase in levels of pleasurable hormones.
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6 Intimate Details You Can Tell Just By Looking



How much would you pay to be able to read another person's mind? As superpowers go, it's a hell of a lot more of a game changer than, say, flight. Your career, your relationships -- everything would change.
But experts say you can gather a whole bunch of intimate details about a person just by looking at them. No, it's not 100 percent accurate, and it's not magic. It's just science.
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Remember back in high school when you were talking to that cute girl you really liked, but you couldn't tell if she liked you back, and your fear of rejection prevented you from expressing your feelings in any way apart from night after night of tearful masturbation? Remember when you did the same thing last week? Wouldn't asking someone out be so much easier if you knew how they'd answer before you asked them?
Science to the rescue!
How? Tell Me!
Experts will tell you it's all in the body language, but you know better. People -- and especially women -- are really, really good at feigning disinterest. Anything short of the woman outright grabbing your junk will be lost on most guys.
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"I realized she was into me right around the time we started having sex."
But watch her feet.
Apparently, people aren't as conscious of their foot movements as they are of other parts of their body, and so their feet can unconsciously send messages about themselves. They did a study at the University of Manchester on this, studying subjects' foot movements in various social situations.
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The angle of her heels says "I put out," but those knees say "not for you."
Specifically, they found if a woman moves her feet apart to adopt a more open-legged stance, it generally means that she's into you. However, if she finds you utterly repulsive, she will likely cross her legs or keep them tucked underneath her body. We'll, uh, let you figure out the symbolic meaning of those gestures.
And while we're on the subject ...

#5.You Can Tell if a Woman Has Had an Orgasm by How She Walks
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Of course, all of our male readers are already virtual experts on the subject of female sexuality. But for the rare, sheltered fan who isn't, we need to explain something about the female orgasm. When it comes to climaxing, ladies can do it two ways: from the inside or from the outside. The inside orgasm comes from the G-spot, and is super easy to achieve if her partner's penis is shaped like a letter "J." Most women, however, climax from the outside, or clitoral stimulation.
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Some women require more ... elaborate measures to achieve orgasm.
If for some reason you are curious to know whether, say, the lady who delivers your mail has regular vaginal orgasms, there's an easy way to tell.
How? Tell Me!
By the way she walks. Not joking.
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Rascal-bound women remain as damnably incomprehensible as ever.
A group of sexologists (which is apparently a thing) from the Universite Catholique de Louvain in Belgium studied the connection between the way a woman walks and her vaginal orgasm history. What else did you think sexologists studied?
They gathered a group of women -- half had never had vaginal orgasms, half had. And then, we shit you not, the scientists had to guess which group each lady fell into by the way she sashayed her stuff across the room.
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"I don't know about you Dr. Stodgson, but I suddenly feel like this might be the most important study we've ever conducted."
And here was the kicker: It worked. The sexologists could determine whether or not the woman in question could have a vaginal orgasm with freaking 81.25 percent accuracy.
Now, we caution you against trying this if you're not a trained sexologist yourself -- we're not responsible for any injuries or incorrect conclusions drawn. But the experts say women who were climaxing from the inside had longer stride lengths, greater pelvic rotation and an "absence of both flaccid and locked muscles." In other words, they had a little shake in their hips, a little pep in their stride and didn't look like they were clenching a tennis ball with their thigh muscles. A loose but confident walk. Now you know, and you'll never, never un-know.
We're so sorry.
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"Loosey goosey, babycakes."
#4.You Can Tell Their Political Views by Their Eyes
Granted, most of the time you know somebody's political leanings because they will goddamn tell you. But not everybody broadcasts their beliefs via shouted slogans and bumper stickers.
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Some of us prefer to start loud political arguments in the middle of crowded restaurants.
Fortunately, it turns out that there are subtle clues that indicate if a person is liberal or conservative -- you just have to know what to look for.
How? Tell Me!
And by "look" we literally mean "look," because eye contact is actually a great indicator of political beliefs.
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The enlarged cornea means this person is extremely concerned with the deficit.
Researchers have found that during conversations, left-leaning people were more likely to follow the other person's "eye cues" than conservatives. Let's say you are having a conversation with someone and you suddenly take your gaze off them to look at something slightly to the right, say a cute person or a passing zebra. Liberals are more likely to follow your gaze and look as well, even if what you are looking at has no bearing on the conversation. If you look away again, they will follow your gaze again, and so on and so on, like two little puppies distracted by shiny passing balloons.
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Statistically speaking, about half of you just glanced up at the ceiling.
Conservatives are almost never going to follow your gaze, but will continue looking straight at you, like robots. Those conducting the study speculated that conservatives held their gaze because, no lie, they don't like being told what to do.
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"I reflexively reject the opinions of others and I have no idea why."
#3.You Can Tell Someone's Sexuality by Their Hands and Hair (Usually)
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Contrary to what 1980s sex comedies taught you, coming out of the closet as gay doesn't automatically give one a raging case of flamboyant. Nor does it guarantee that you're going to wear an ascot at all times or punctuate every sentence with "girlfriend" or a sassy "mmmm hmmm." So, if you're a person who really needs to know the sexuality of the strangers you run into, figuring it out usually isn't as easy as a quick once-over. But you can get a pretty good idea.
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If he performs his own manicures, he probably isn't all that into vagina.
How? Tell Me!
Look at their hands and hair.
We've previously mentioned one indicator of likely homosexuality -- the digit ratio theory. It suggests that the proportion of the length of your ring finger to your index finger is influenced by the amount of testosterone you were exposed to in the womb. Which is why men and women usually have totally different finger ratios; most men have longer ring fingers than pointer fingers, and most women's pointers and ring fingers are pretty close to the same length.

But what if all of your fingers are ring fingers?
So there are some studies that suggest a reversal of the typical male/female finger lengths is one good indicator of sexuality. In other words, if a guy's index fingers and ring fingers are pretty much the same size, he might be gay. Or if a lady's ring finger is a lot longer than her pointer, she might be gay. Though, good luck taking those measurements without pretending to be a gypsy fortune teller.
Here's an easier one: see which hand they write with. Studies have suggested that homosexuals of both genders are 50 percent more likely to be left-handed than heterosexuals.
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"So that's why she didn't respond to my advances."
Lastly, look at their hair. Specifically, look at the direction in which their hair spirals. A study of the hair whorls of 50 gay men showed that 23 percent had a counterclockwise whorl, as opposed to the much more common clockwise whorl. Among the total population, only around eight percent have counterclockwise whorls. Though, once again, we'd love to hear what cover story you come up with to explain to the dude why you're running your fingers through his hair and studying how it lays. Maybe tell him you found a tick or something.
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Living your entire life on stilts might also work.
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There comes a time in every man's life when it will be necessary to drink another guy under the table. Maybe you're trying to win a bet, or prove your manliness, or maybe you're in a terrible rom-com and the only thing that stands between you and the woman you love is the varsity liquor drinking team that challenged you to a duel. We don't know ... we don't write the rules.
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We merely follow them to their inevitable, disastrous conclusion.
So naturally you'll pick out some blond-haired, blue-eyed pretty boy who looks like two Bud Lights would have him over a toilet. An hour later, you are praying for death. And to think this all could have been avoided if you had known how to pick out a lightweight drinker.
How? Tell Me!
Picking the blue-eyed guy was a bad move. It turns out, eye color is an amazing indicator of how much alcohol a person can drink before it affects them.
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"I can't even get through my breakfast changing without a fifth of SoCo."
A study of thousands of white men (all of them prisoners) found that for some reason, those with light eye colors like blue, green, gray or hazel, can handle more alcohol than men with dark eyes. And a totally different study of almost 2,000 women found that the same held true for them.
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"No, no. We're not alcoholics. We just both have green eyes."
Even more interesting is the fact that this result was predicted before the study. Because apparently brown-eyed folks are more sensitive to medication and other stimuli, and that sensitivity is what prompts them to stop when they've had enough. Blue-eyed people, on the other hand, require more alcohol to get buzzed, so they develop a greater tolerance for the stuff. And according to the study, the blue-eyed people are also more likely to be alcohol abusers.
As for what eye color has to do with alcohol tolerance, scientists are still on the fence. One theory is that the amount of melanin in the eyes is directly related to the amount of melanin insulating neurons in the central nervous system, and that more melanin somehow translates to quicker nerve transmissions. In any case, you might want to think again before challenging someone with baby blues to a drinking contest.
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"You unbelievable bastard. You were wearing brown contacts the whole time?"
#1.You Can Spot a Rich Person by How Distracted They Are During Conversations
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Maybe you're one of those hippy types who couldn't care less about the socioeconomic status of everyone around you. We're really happy for you if that's the case. But for most of us, knowing where we stand among our peers actually helps us avoid embarrassing gaffes or rage-inducing insults. For example, if you're rolling in the benjamins daily and nightly, it would be nice if you didn't brag about a caviar breakfast to someone who's been looking for work for six months. No one wants to be that guy.
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"It's easy to forget what real life is like when you spend nine months a year yacht-ing."
Which is why it would be nice if you could tell how rich a guy is just by looking at him. Guess what? You can! By looking at what kind of car he drives!
Ha, no, just kidding. The truth is actually sillier than that.
How? Tell Me!
In 2009, two University of California psychologists performed a study on the relationship between nonverbal cues and socioeconomic status. To do this, they placed participants in pairs and videotaped them talking as they got to know each other. What they discovered was that the richer person in the pair was more likely to display "disengagement" behaviors, like fidgeting or doodling or playing with a damned pencil while someone was trying to talk to them. The poorer of the two engaged in not being a jerk behaviors, like nodding, and smiling and actually listening to the other person.
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Money is the root of all assholes.
Not only could the researchers pick out which conversationalist had the higher socioeconomic background, an entirely separate group of observers could watch the tapes and pick the richies as well. The theory goes that people of a higher socioeconomic status are less dependent on others, due to their wealth and higher education. As such, they aren't as invested in conversing with others, as they have no need for it.
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"I'm good, thanks!"
If the other person is acting that way and you know for a fact that they're broke, well, maybe they just hate you. Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one.
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